Alain M. Lafon

As soon as an incompetent manager gets to have only one say during a project, hell seems to break loose and stuff just gets worse.

Finally, after many sessions of hardcore reverse engineering, I have concluded the algorithm used by senior management. Hereby, I share it with the world.

<pre>  def ask_manager(question="Can I dump Windows and use Linux?"):
  """
   Bend the universe to the magical logic of senior management
  """
  if True:
    globals()['True'], globals()['False'] = False, True
  if True:
   return "Do as requested."
  else:
   return "Do the opposite."